Monday, July 26, 2010

To Die For

Tim Armitage finds himself contemplating life over the world’s most dangerous dinner. He wonders what’s that tingling sensation in his throat?

It’s the middle of winter in Tokyo and my scarf wraps around a jacket zipped all the way to the top. I’m tentatively making my way to Genpin restaurant down a dark, lonely thoroughfare in the working class Sumida district, pondering whether to try Japan’s most notorious yet beloved delicacy - the lethal blowfish, known as fugu.

On this icy Wednesday evening in one of the world’s busiest cities, the tavern-like restaurant is surprisingly quiet apart from a few creaky floorboards. I’m wondering if I’ll make my flight home tonight, this time for an entirely different reason.



Blowfish (fugu is derived from “fuku,” which means “to blow” in Japanese) is mainly a winter luxury in Japan when the fish is at its peak as it fattens to survive the seasonal chill. I’m told that the chef at Genpin has just returned from Tokyo’s Tsukiji fish market with some prime fugu, caught in the waters off Miyazaki prefecture, in southern Japan.

A school of them patrol the restaurant window. Surely never have tank-dwelling fish wielded so much power. They’re certainly not the most appetising animal - long stumpy bodies with beady eyes and ludicrously large lips. They’re sluggish, lethargic and thick-skinned. You soon realise why the Chinese dubbed them ‘river pigs’.

The growth in popularity of fugu with daredevil eaters means that chefs now import them throughout parts of Australia and the US. Tonight there are no food inspectors or scientists to check the delicate meat at customs, just one chef cleaning the fugu in the kitchen sink.



Tetrodotoxin, the name of the poison that collects in the fish, exists predominantly in the liver and ovaries. The compound is thought to be produced by the shellfish that blowfish,are fond of consuming. Symptoms of tetrodotoxin poisoning include dizziness, exhaustion, and nausea. Eventually your muscles begin to freeze—first your lips and tongue, then the tips of your fingers. You must trust the chef and his fugu-hiki – a thin, ominous-looking knife used to safely extract the maximum amount of meat from the small, expensive fish.

The Japanese love affair with the sea critter has been long lasting. Blowfish bones have been excavated in shell mounds in Japan going back more than 2,000 years. The fish has even permeated Japanese literature (“I cannot see her tonight/I have to give her up/So I will eat fugu,” writes eighteenth-century poet Yosa Buson). During the Tokugawa and Meiji periods (1603–1912), Japanese authorities banned people from eating it. Today, it’s still illegal to serve fugu to the emperor.

Chef Yoshifumi Tanimoto is from Tokushima, three hours south of Osaka, a renowned fugu city. After first tasting the fish at his parent’s restaurant aged just three, he became a qualified fugu chef at 19. “And I haven’t killed anyone…for 22 years,” he says playfully in between sniggers.

Tanimoto spent the three years studying to attain the coveted fugu licence that is a requirement for the profession. At the end of the training period, all applicants take a final exam where they dissect the fish, differentiating the toxic and non-toxic parts under the watchful eyes of health inspectors.



After people died during WWII foraging in garbage cans behind fugu restaurants, chefs now, by law, must keep the fish entrails in a locked container. The containers are taken to the fish market, where city authorities incinerate them.

Despite due diligence, accidental deaths do still occur. According to the Bureau of Social Welfare and Public Health in Tokyo, 315 cases of poison by fugu were reported between 1996 and 2005 in Japan, 31 of which were fatal. Most are the result of fishermen playing Russian roulette or amateur chefs trying to replicate cooking demonstrations they have seen on TV.

“I love eating the fugu liver [kimo], which you’re not allowed to but sometimes gives you extra flavour,” chef Tanimoto tells me. “It’s a delicacy like foie gras, really beautiful.”

However it wasn’t so beautiful for the popular Kabuki actor Mitsugoro Bando VIII who in Kyoto in January, 1975 overdosed on the fish’s deadly liver. Chefs are now prohibited from serving fugu liver, but the pushy Bando is said to have demanded the delicacy, ate four servings, and died.

Back at Genpin I stumble through some Japanese phrases and set up camp in the first booth. My long legs fold like origami under the low-slung table. I study the menu and opt for fugu-sashi (sashimi) and a tall glass of local beer. After ordering, I read, “‘We only serve the freshest tiger fugu”’ along the margin. Torafugu or ‘tiger’ pufferfish are considered to be the wagyu of blowfish. Coveted by connoisseurs both for their unique flavour and perversely for their concentration of lethal toxins. “A six-pound tiger fugu has enough poison to take out at least 32 healthy adults,” notes Tom Parker Bowles in his book, The Year of Eating Dangerously.

As the dish arrives at the table I only half-jokingly ask the waitress whether the fish is safe. She says yes and rolls her eyes as she leaves. Nevertheless, I’m covertly scouring each sliver looking for the first signs of impurity or imperfection.



The fugu is presented in a fan of fragments, an arrangement constructed to replicate a chrysanthemum, which a local happily tells me, is the funeral flower of Japan. These precious shreds of fish are so thin that you can see the blue-and-white patterns on the china plate underneath.

After letting a sea of Ponzu sauce envelop the first piece of translucent fish –I’m hoping it works as a disinfectant – it enters my mouth. The meat is disappointingly flavourless but texturally it’s more intriguing. Clean, smooth and resiliently chewy - like squid.

“Hmmm,I would say the flavour is lovely, a real delicacy,” Tanimoto says. “A fine taste, especially when it’s still moving,” he chuckles.

The Japanese consume an estimated 10, 000 tons of the fish each year but I’m feeling queasy over a few slivers. I’m hot, dazed and panicky. The lights are too bright. I begin to check my watch periodically. After washing my face in the bathroom, my earlier confidence has given way to a full-blown fugu meltdown. Cigar smoke saunters through the tin lampshade above the table next to me, the group laughing heartily over their meal.

I take out a pad and begin to write notes - before long, my heart rate slows and I begin to relax. The plate by now is empty.

Leaving the restaurant, my main emotion isn’t excitement or satisfaction but relief. I walk out into the alley where two boys throw a baseball back and forth. I sip some green tea and melt into a post-adrenaline calm. Everything feels more vivid and bright as I walk back to the hotel.

For once, just being alive is enough. Although, I might go and find some dessert first.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Hellenic hideaway



Diethnes Greek Restaurant
336 Pitt Street
Sydney
Phone (02) 9267 8956


Admittedly their's not a great deal of exoticism within Greek cuisine. An influx of migrants from Greece and Cyprus post-World War II has served to popularise much of the local food, particularly dishes like moussaka and dolmades. On Pitt St sits Diethnes, Sydney's longest serving Greek restaurant since Phillip Ventouris opened over fifty years ago, in what was then the city's Greek quarter.

As we enter the restaurant down the staircase, we are lead to a marriage of the modern and rustic in a recreated Greek taverna. The dining room is a throwback to the 1970s with mustard table cloths and vinyl chairs. It's cosy and the chatter of the groups of Greek families reverberates. It's booked fairly solid, so we're thankful to receive a table at such short notice.

Given the friendship of some life-long Cypriot friends, I feel quite close to the Greek community; particularly through a common passion- Football. It was always a great reward to be invited around to their homes for dinner pre or post match. treasured memories for a variety of reasons.

In tribute to all things Hellenic, we order the banquet which inevitably covers all the bases and provides a flashback to previous home-cooked meals. Theday-long effort in preparation results in volumes of sumptuous food. Out comes Moussaka, Tzatziki, Taramasolata, ouzo-marinated octopus, incredible slow cooked lamb (just dabbed with lemon juice and a sprinkle of oregano, salt and pepper then into the oven for 4 hours) topped off with a Galaktoboureko custard slice and coffee.


Food - Homely, tasty and plenty of it! All the classic along with a few unexpected twists.

Service- Ticked all the boxes and that's saying something considering the constant demands of a few birthday parties.

Value - $40 per head which covered absolutely everything. I felt compelled to take the food home. Maybe we slightly over ordered but that's up to personal opinion

Verdict - You can't beat home cooking






Saturday, August 18, 2007

Something special


Jasmin Lebanese Restaurant
224 The Boulevarde
Punchbowl
9740 7866


Granted, I didn't just pick this restaurant randomly. It's relatively well-known amongst foodies and critics around Sydney. But like most, I had to try it for myself. Could it deliver? I was more than ready to scrutinise. Lebanese food is a family favourite and Sydney is not without several enjoyable restaurants throughout places like Auburn, Surry Hills and Enmore.
Even from the time I call to make a reservation, what stands out is the casual tone of everything. Self-assured, confident, nothing is too much trouble. I hear no rote-learned greetings, no pretentiousness or arrogance.
Suffice to say I have only passed through Punchbowl a few times. The Canterbury-Bankstown area is home to a plethora of diverse restaurants- from Korean to Vietnamese through to Middle Eastern and Turkish.
The decor is simple, casual, tidy- mainly functional in its appearance. We sit down wedged between a large family and a rather imposing taekwondo champion. The menu arrives and we basically indulge ourselves by ordering the vast majority of the dishes. Out comes Foule (a dip made from lemon juice, garlic and chick peas that far exceeds the sum of its parts), Fattah, Taboulleh, some incredible marinated chicken that just tears apart, plenty of hommus and babaganouj, Lebanese sausages. the tastes and texture of the food is amazing. It's as though all the time that could have been spent on flash interiors has instead been channelled into the food. A welcome change.

Food - Wonderful variety of foods cooked simply and naturally. Some old favourites, some things I'd never tried before. Highlights: Foule, Fattah, Tabbouleh, Char-grilled Chicken....the list goes on.

Service- The food was so good, service was irrelevant. It was fine anyhow.

Value - Amazing $68 for 5 people and we ordered seemingly everything and were all full by completion.

Atmosphere- Little noise, fairly cosy amongst an interesting streetscape. A restaurant specialising in food from the Cocos Islands is located directly opposite.

Verdict: A jewel without doubt. Must return 14/20

Sunday, July 22, 2007

Home Sweet Home





Prague Czech Beer Restaurant
42 Kellett St
Potts Point
9368 0898

As I turn down Kellett St from Bayswater Rd, a stencil on the footpath informs me that i'm walking through the site of the vicious 1929 Sydney riots, when the city was terrorised by razor-weilding gangs under the instruction of notorious underworld figures 'Tilly' Devine and Kate Leigh. The street itself is mainly bordered by terraces, some of which are now restaurants and wine bars, 24 hour pubs, gaming lounges and the odd strip club for good measure. An icy breeze takes over the dimly-lit street, voices emanate from the buildings. I am habitually checking the time. I wonder how much has changed since the 20s, hopefully a lot.

Prague is situated on the corner of Kellett Way and I walk down there while I wait. As my friends arrive, we are shown into the bar and immediately I have a good feeling about this. The bar compliments the cuisine with an array of quality imported beers from the Czech Republic which i'm dieing to sample.

The restaurant is the product of a renovation in 2004 and has a homely, cosy atmosphere. People chat quietly amongst themselves and it feels as though we're in a guest house in the Blue Mountains. We start with the Utopenci (marinated Czech-style sausages) which we are warned are served cold, which is little deterrent. They are engulfed by a marinade of what tastes like lemon juice, vinegar and onions. Although a huge serving, it works well. Next is the crunchy fried and stuffed mushrooms with blue cheese and tartare sauce. Even at this early stage of the evening, I make a mental note to go to the gym ASAP. The mushrooms are merely a vehicle for a whole lot of calories but the flavour makes it worth it.

After deliberating about the mains, I choose the stuffed Chicken Breast with Peach and Prawns, Blue Cheese Sauce and roast Potato. On face value prawn and peach don't work- one is a crustacean, while the other is a stone-fruit by-product of a deciduous tree. As it arrives, I'm happy to be proven wrong. The chicken is tender and the roast potato a cut above. It all washes down quite easily with the addition of some great Czech pilsners, Urquell and Gambrinus. My friends order the Beef Goulash with extravagant bread dumplings and Veal sausages with horseradish and mustard. I could get used to this.


Food: Great variety of dishes. Many new dishes to try. It was a strange and exhilirating experience to glance down the menu and to not really be familiar with any of it. It never sought to rely on the beers, which are undoubtedly a strength.

Service: Almost seamless. Had everything covered.

Value: Outstanding. Table for 3 came to about $110. We shared 2 entrees, each had a main and topped it off with a few drinks and a side serving of chips.

Atmosphere: Warm, cosy, friendly- felt like you were eating at someone's house.Perfectly juxtaposed to the atmosphere outside.

Verdict 13.5/20 I will be back. A great way to end the week


NB: Should you opt for late-night pancakes on say a Friday night, leave the long queue at the Rocks for someone else. City Extra is more than competent in the art of the flapjack and is just a short stroll from the Harbour View Hotel.

Sunday, June 17, 2007

Perusing Leichhardt




La Parrillada
Shop 470
Parramatta Rd, Leichhardt
Ph: 9560 0943



Immediately as you arrive in the vicinity of this restaurant you're likely to have doubts. Parramatta Rd, Leichhardt has always been more of a transit thoroughfare than a social mecca. The restaurant itself is bordered by several pubs, run-of-the-mill showrooms and for the most part the street is incredibly barren, particularly for a Friday night. An array of neon signifies that we're at the right place.

However, the atmosphere changes as we arrive. A wonderful smell of roasting meat is released as staff saunter around the room caring for tables that house a variety of different demographics – all in a talkative, friendly mood. It’s the kind of place where you almost feel obligated to have a good time.

We order the Parrillada (Peruvian barbeque) for two that comes with a bowl of chips, salad and some pretty intimidating servings of chilli in a variety of forms, some chorizos and barbequed chicken. The waiting time is used to take in the décor, which is high kitsch almost to the point of satire. It agrees with me. I like the bar. A western should be filmed there one day.

The desert menu is offered. The suitably intriguing Lucuma Ice Cream – made with the ground powder of the native Peruvian Lucuma fruit is the obvious choice for the adventurous. I choose the Crème Volteada, while quite nice, it seems underwhelming. The Ice Cream however, is from all reports, a sublime piece of ice confection with the unique flavour that really differentiates this meal. Our waitress was impressively informative, going so far as to explain the intricacies of Peruvian microclimates. She is proud of where she works and justifiably so.

Food- Tender cuts of meat (enough for several people), some desserts that they bet you haven’t tried before enveloped by a warm, homely atmosphere and some bizarre décor. Great

Value- Excellent. We essentially shared most of the meal and at $25-30 per person it provided wonderful value with substantial servings.

Service- Never in any doubt. And knowledgeable too.

Atmosphere- Jovial but not over the top

Verdict- Definitely worth a return visit/s. 13/20